hiya people, havent been on for a month! my birthday is on the 20th july so please do something for me on pico haha oh my new name is now ♥ѕυggα ρℓυм♥

i found something FKIN FUNNY AS............

'Okay guys listen to what I have to say. I'm really confused, okay so a while ago, I was masturbating with a egg and I was just about to have a orgasm when all of a sudden my vag just like... Sucked it up, it was like a vacuum, not just a regular vacuum, my vag is a dyson, anyway I was so scared I spent the rest of the night trying to queef out the egg but it wouldn't come out. 
So the other day I was playing basketball and the egg fell out into my underwear! I was so afraid to take it out but people thaught that I was growing a penis or something.... So I didn't take it out until I got home, the effing egg was HARDBOILED!! My vagina Is a vacuum AND a pot of boiling water! It hardboiled egg! So I put it in the fridge because I didn't know what else to do... And 10 mins later my dad way eating a egg samwich! 
Should I tell my daddy?' LOL I LOLED AT THAT ONE LMFAO!!


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