Friday, 28 September 2012
Sunday, 16 September 2012
Wednesday, 15 August 2012
Friday, 10 August 2012
MY SHEXI EDIT! INIT PRO!
PRO STYLE BABE!
MY NEXT POST WILL BE ANOTHER ONE OF THESE.....I WILL DO IT QUITE SOON
BLOODY HELL WANKAS!! BE PATIENT! DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TAKES TO DO THESE??? YOU HAVE TO CROP, DELETE SIDEES, DELETE SHADOWS, ADD MORE COLOUR, CROP CROP CROP, RESIZE.....FUCKING HELL THAT TAKES FOREVER!
AT LEAST ITS DONE :P
Saturday, 28 July 2012
FROM PAST TO PRESENT >:]
noob.....when i first started.. 2010!
VVVVVV
i block out the text cuz it was noobish! lol
When i got some pico fashion :P (still noob)
VVVVVV
finally when i got some ag! only like a ninja suit, shades and 2 gacha things? xD
VVVVVVVVVVV
the first stuff i bought was the shades and ninja suit, the rest of it was tokens including that head scarf
ME NOW LOADED WIV MA AG!
I'm good!
Just
Like
That
Babe!
:]
Enjoy
Peeps!! :P
Saturday, 14 July 2012
Thursday, 5 July 2012
hiya people, havent been on for a month! my birthday is on the 20th july so please do something for me on pico haha oh my new name is now ♥ѕυggα ρℓυм♥
i found something FKIN FUNNY AS............
'Okay guys listen to what I have to say. I'm really confused, okay so a while ago, I was masturbating with a egg and I was just about to have a orgasm when all of a sudden my vag just like... Sucked it up, it was like a vacuum, not just a regular vacuum, my vag is a dyson, anyway I was so scared I spent the rest of the night trying to queef out the egg but it wouldn't come out.
So the other day I was playing basketball and the egg fell out into my underwear! I was so afraid to take it out but people thaught that I was growing a penis or something.... So I didn't take it out until I got home, the effing egg was HARDBOILED!! My vagina Is a vacuum AND a pot of boiling water! It hardboiled egg! So I put it in the fridge because I didn't know what else to do... And 10 mins later my dad way eating a egg samwich!
Should I tell my daddy?' LOL I LOLED AT THAT ONE LMFAO!!
SEE U LOT LATER X
i found something FKIN FUNNY AS............
'Okay guys listen to what I have to say. I'm really confused, okay so a while ago, I was masturbating with a egg and I was just about to have a orgasm when all of a sudden my vag just like... Sucked it up, it was like a vacuum, not just a regular vacuum, my vag is a dyson, anyway I was so scared I spent the rest of the night trying to queef out the egg but it wouldn't come out.
So the other day I was playing basketball and the egg fell out into my underwear! I was so afraid to take it out but people thaught that I was growing a penis or something.... So I didn't take it out until I got home, the effing egg was HARDBOILED!! My vagina Is a vacuum AND a pot of boiling water! It hardboiled egg! So I put it in the fridge because I didn't know what else to do... And 10 mins later my dad way eating a egg samwich!
Should I tell my daddy?' LOL I LOLED AT THAT ONE LMFAO!!
SEE U LOT LATER X
Saturday, 9 June 2012
Friday, 8 June 2012
The worst that can happen is when it says unable to enter! V.V
♦gυммι-βugz♣ (13:33)
let me in
Logan♥ (13:33)
nah
♦gυммι-βugz♣ (13:34)
D; PEERRLEEAASSEE
Logan♥ (13:34)
no
♦gυммι-βugz♣ (13:34)
PLEASEE
Logan♥ (13:34)
no
♦gυммι-βugz♣ (13:34)
WITH BIG HUGS AND GUMMIBEARS
Logan♥ (13:35)
no
♦gυммι-βugz♣ (13:35)
YEH
♦gυммι-βugz♣ (13:36)
PRETTY PLS WITH 10000 GUMMIBEARS ON TOP
♦gυммι-βugz♣ (13:36)
;D
♦gυммι-βugz♣ (13:37)
GRRRRR
♦gυммι-βugz♣ (13:37)
WITH 1000000000000000 BEARS ON TOP
Logan♥ (13:37)
NO
♦gυммι-βugz♣ (13:38)
D;
♦gυммι-βugz♣ (13:38)
R U 15
Logan♥ (13:38)
yh
♦gυммι-βugz♣ (13:40)
IM TRYING TO GET ROUND A 15 YR OLD AND ASKIN THEM TO LET ME IN V
♦gυммι-βugz♣ (13:40)
V_V
Logan♥ (13:40)
XD
♦gυммι-βugz♣ (13:40)
=_= WHAT A LIFE WE LIVE
♦gυммι-βugz♣ (13:47)
me; hmm, i wonder if logan let me in his room *clicks follow buddy* *unable to enter*
♦gυммι-βugz♣ (13:47)
me; X_X OK FUC'K THIS
♦gυммι-βugz♣ (13:50)
let me in
--- Recipient become offline ---
♦gυммι-βugz♣ (13:52)
V.V
--- Recipient become online ---
♦gυммι-βugz♣ (13:52)
;D
♦gυммι-βugz♣ (13:53)
let me in now?
♦gυммι-βugz♣ (13:54)
pls
♦gυммι-βugz♣ (13:55)
dont answer then V.V
Monday, 4 June 2012
Wednesday, 23 May 2012
Sunday, 20 May 2012
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If you have any jokes that are really funny, feel free to send them to me so I can add them to this list. Thanx :)
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It was a cold winter day, when an old man walked out onto a frozen lake, cut a hole in the ice, dropped in his fishing line and began waiting for a fish to bite. He was there for almost an hour without even a nibble when a young boy walked out onto the ice, cut a hole in the ice not to far from the old man and dropped in his fishing line. It only took about a minute and WHAM! a Largemouth Bass hit his hook and the boy pulled in the fish. The old man couldn't believe it but figured it was just luck. But, the boy dropped in his line and again within just a few minutes pulled in another one. This went on and on until finally the old man couldn't take it any more since he hadn't caught a thing all this time. He went to the boy and said, "Son, I've been here for over an hour without even a nibble. You have been here only a few minutes and have caught about half a dozen fish! How do you do it?" The boy responded, "Roo raf roo reep ra rums rrarm." "What was that?" the old man asked. Again the boy responded, "Roo raf roo reep ra rums rarrm." "Look," said the old man, "I can't understand a word you are saying." So, the boy spit a glob into his hand and said, "You have to keep the worms warm!"
A man and woman were married for 40 years. When they first got married, his new wife told the man "I am putting a box under the bed. You must promise never to look in it". In all their 40 years of marriage he honored her request and never looked. However on the afternoon of their 40th anniversary curiosity got the best of him and he cautiously lifted the lid and peeked inside the box. In the box he found 3 empty beer bottles and $187.25 in small bills. He closed the box and put it back under the bed. Now that he knew what was in the box, curiosity was doubled as to why. That evening they were out for a special dinner at their favorite restaurant. After dinner the man could no longer contain his curiosity and confessed, "I am so sorry. For all these years I kept my promise and never looked. However today the temptation was just too much. I gave in and looked in the box. But now I need to know why do you keep the bottles in the box?"
The woman thought for a while and answered "I guess after all these wonderful years you deserve to know the truth. Whenever I was unfaithful to you I put an empty beer bottle in the box under the bed to remind myself not to do it again." The man was stunned and said, "I am very disappointed and saddened but I guess during those years when I traveled away from home on business temptation would happen and I guess that 3 times is not that bad considering the years." They hugged and made their peace. A little while later the man asked his wife, "What about all that money in the box?" To which she answered, "Whenever the box filled with empties, I cashed them in."
Two campers were hiking in the forest when all of a sudden a bear jumps out of a bush and starts chasing them. Both campers start running for their lives, when one of them stops and starts to put on his running shoes. His partner says, "What are you doing? You can't outrun a bear!" His friend replies, "I don't have to outrun the bear, I only have to outrun you!"
One sunny day in Ireland, two men were sitting in a pub, drinking some Guinness, when one turns to the other and says "You see that man over there? He looks just like me! I think I'm gonna go over there and talk to him." So, he goes over to the man and taps him on the shoulder. "Excuse me sir," he starts, "but I noticed you look just like me!" The second man turns around and says "Yeah, I noticed the same thing, where you from?", "I'm from Dublin", second man stunned says, "Me too! What street do you live on?", "McCarthy street", second man replies, "Me too! What number is it?", the first man announces, "162", second man shocked says, "Me too! What are your parents names?", first man replies, "Connor and Shannon", second man awestruck says, "Mine too! This is unbelievable!" So, they buy some more Guinness and they're talking some more when the bartenders change shifts. The new bartender comes in and goes up to the other bartender and asks "What's new today?" "Oh, the Murphy twins are drunk again."
There's this drunk standing out on the street corner, and a cop passes by, and says, "What do you think you're doing?" The drunk says, "I heard the world goes around every 24 hours, and I'm waiting on my house. Won't be long now, there goes my neighbor."
One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. "Why are you eating grass?" he asked one man. "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "Oh, come along with me then," instructed the lawyer. "But, sir, I have a wife and two children!" "Bring them along!" replied the lawyer. He turned to the other man and said, "Come with us." "But sir, I have a wife and six children!" the second man answered. "Bring them as well!" answered the lawyer as he headed for his limo. They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limo. Once underway, one of the poor fellows says, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you." The lawyer replied, "No problem, the grass at my home is almost a foot tall."
Following questions and answers were collated from last year's British GCSE exams (16 year olds)!
Geography
Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Q: What is a planet?
A: A body of earth surrounded by sky.
Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no Water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight. Sociology
Q: What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on?
A: If you are buying a house, they will insist you are well endowed.
Q: In a democratic society, how important are elections?
A: Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election.
Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs. Biology
Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.
Q: What is artificial insemination?
A: When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow.
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.
Q: How are the main parts of the body categorised? (e.g. abdomen.)
A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The branium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O and U.
Q: What is the Fibula?
A: A small lie.
Q: What does *varicose- mean?
A: Nearby.
Q: What is the most common form of birth control?
A: Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.
Q: Give the meaning of the term *Caesarean Section.
A: The caesarean section is a district in Rome.
Q: What is a seizure?
A: A Roman emperor.
Q: What is a terminal illness?
A: When you are sick at the airport
Q: Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature?
A: Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas. English
Q: Use the word *judicious- in a sentence to show you understand its meaning.
A: Hands that judicious can be soft as your face.
Q: What does the word *benign- mean?
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight. Technology
Q: What is a turbine?
A: Something an Arab wears on his head. Religious Education
Q: What is a Hindu?
A: It lays eggs.
Geography
Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Q: What is a planet?
A: A body of earth surrounded by sky.
Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no Water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight. Sociology
Q: What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on?
A: If you are buying a house, they will insist you are well endowed.
Q: In a democratic society, how important are elections?
A: Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election.
Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs. Biology
Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.
Q: What is artificial insemination?
A: When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow.
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.
Q: How are the main parts of the body categorised? (e.g. abdomen.)
A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The branium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O and U.
Q: What is the Fibula?
A: A small lie.
Q: What does *varicose- mean?
A: Nearby.
Q: What is the most common form of birth control?
A: Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.
Q: Give the meaning of the term *Caesarean Section.
A: The caesarean section is a district in Rome.
Q: What is a seizure?
A: A Roman emperor.
Q: What is a terminal illness?
A: When you are sick at the airport
Q: Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature?
A: Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas. English
Q: Use the word *judicious- in a sentence to show you understand its meaning.
A: Hands that judicious can be soft as your face.
Q: What does the word *benign- mean?
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight. Technology
Q: What is a turbine?
A: Something an Arab wears on his head. Religious Education
Q: What is a Hindu?
A: It lays eggs.
Four men were bragging about how smart their dogs are. The first man was an Engineer, the second was an Accountant, the third was a Chemist, and the fourth man was a Government Worker. To show off, the Engineer called to his dog. "T-Square, do your stuff." T-Square trotted over to a desk, took out some paper and a pen and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty smart. The Accountant said his dog could do better, and said, "Slide Rule, do your stuff." Slide Rule went out into the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies each.
Everyone agreed that was good. The Chemist said his dog could do better still, so he called his dog and said, "Measure, do your stuff." Measure got up, walked over to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop. Everyone agreed that was great. The Government Worker called to his dog and said, "Coffee Break, do your stuff!" Coffee Break jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk, dumped on the paper, sexually assaulted the other three dogs, claimed he injured his back while doing so, filed a grievance for unsafe working conditions, put in for Workers Compensation and went home on sick leave. Everyone agreed that was really typical.
welcome x]
Welcome to the dark side smurfy <3
So Its not just Brees blog (myn) Its now mine and Smurfys and Gummis :D
So more posts and more pedoish comments ;]
And btw you should look under ur bed tonight cause i might be there! ;] I'm coming to eat you lil one so BEAWARE!
Bree c;
So Its not just Brees blog (myn) Its now mine and Smurfys and Gummis :D
So more posts and more pedoish comments ;]
And btw you should look under ur bed tonight cause i might be there! ;] I'm coming to eat you lil one so BEAWARE!
Bree c;
This is a new post tht bree made! so its technically hers!
my other blog is Pico World With Everyone! which has about 62 posts
this is not much but its good to get the party started if u no what i mean¬ :L
so i try to put pics
JAKE WONT LISTEN! -.-
CANT GET ANY MORE PICS OUR GANG HAS GONE OFFLINE (CUZ THEIR TURDS!)
~Gummi
my other blog is Pico World With Everyone! which has about 62 posts
this is not much but its good to get the party started if u no what i mean¬ :L
so i try to put pics
CANT GET ANY MORE PICS OUR GANG HAS GONE OFFLINE (CUZ THEIR TURDS!)
~Gummi
... dun be scared ;]
TINGLE WINGLE HEY ;D
U KNO STUFF WILL BE POSTED,I WILL FIND STUFF ABOUT YOU
BUT DON'T BE SCARED YOUNG ONE ;] I DON'T BITE
IM COMING TO GET U MWAHAHHAA
Bree c;
U KNO STUFF WILL BE POSTED,I WILL FIND STUFF ABOUT YOU
BUT DON'T BE SCARED YOUNG ONE ;] I DON'T BITE
IM COMING TO GET U MWAHAHHAA
Bree c;
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